Meaning of ‘Tokhmee’:
The Persian equivalent of something that “sucks” would be “tokhmee”. Originally, “tokhmee” was used to describe eggplants with large seeds which aren’t suitable for cooking. Cucumbers with large seeds are also considered undesirable, and therefore “tokhmee”. These days ‘Tokhmee’ is used in its derogatory nature, where Tokhm = Testicles.

Topolee’s Meaning:
Here as long as a video has most of the following elements in it, it’s considered Tokhmee: Use of early 90’s techno beats, men wearing white shoes, big sunglasses with visible brands, expensive rented cars/trucks/airplanes on the set, hot non-persian women walking around, English singing/rapping mixed with Farsi lyrics.

This videos ranking: 5/5
Use of early 90’s techno beats: YES
Men wearing white/pointed shoes: YES
Expensive rented cars/trucks/airplanes on the set: YES
Hot non-persian women on the set: YES
English or german lyrics mixed with Farsi: YES